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If Edgar Allan Poe wrote JavaScript

This is something I came across that is a little more light-hearted than usual.

Taken from Twitter Engineer Angus Croll’s blog.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I struggled with JQuery,
Sighing softly, weak and weary, troubled by my daunting chore,
While I grappled with weak mapping, suddenly a function wrapping
formed a closure, gently trapping objects that had gone before.

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was while debugging Ember,
As each separate dying member left its host for ever more.
Eagerly I wished the morrow–vainly I had sought to borrow
(From my bookmarked trail of sorrow), APIs from Underscore.

There I sat engaged in guessing the meaning of each cursed expression,
Endless callbacks in procession; nameless functions, nothing more,
This and more I sat divining, strength and spirit fast declining,
Disclose the value we’re assigning! Tell me – tell me, I implore!

via Chris on SharePoint http://spchris.com/2013/05/if-edgar-allan-poe-wrote-javascript/

Chris Stretton
SharePoint and Project Server Consultant

  • MCITP – SharePoint Administrator 2010
  • MCTS – Microsoft Project 2010 – Managing Projects, Project Server 2010, Configuration, SharePoint 2010, Configuration
  • Prince 2 – Practitioner

This article has been cross posted from spchris.com (original article)

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